1.  A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and
asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"
 
2.  Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It
is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle)))
 

4.  Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent
him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of
his legs..
 
5.  Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u
will come out at once”
 
6.  What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts
with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
 
7.  Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne
kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"
 
8.  Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ... . ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.
 
9.  World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any
wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.
 

11.  Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge
 
 
14.  Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english
word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother